Joblessness

I need a job.
Bad.
Luckily for me, the economy is booming and I work in a profession where everyone is always gainfully employed and everyone's got money out the ass. Also, ALL the Broadway shows are staying open and no theatres are laying off boatloads of employees, so I'm the only one looking for a job.
Oh wait.
Currently working for 16 hours/week in exchange for housing solves one of my problems, but my limited bank account is gonna run out soon, and there's not even prospects on the job front.
AAAARGH!!!!
SOMEONE HIRE ME!!!